Fat Lazy People

I was at a local store the other day & I got highly pissed off at this very fat man who was slowly waddling through the store. This guy was huge! He blocked the entire asile. I mean you had no chance to get by him & you damn sure couldn't move him.

This guy was on the frozen food asile and appparently he was dreaming of pizzas (note: plural).. Nobody could get passed him... Did he care? Hell no. He was only concerned about pizzas. He stayed there 20min or so & then waddled off.

I finished my shopping and after I checked out low-and-behold this fat motherfucker was parked in a handicapped spot. Ok, he is a rude, glutenous, fat, fucking pig.. But, to take a handicap spot because you can't stop fucking eating is self-centered, inconsiderate & just plain lazy. What if a truly handicapped person needed that spot? They'd of been screwed 'cause porky had it. Thinking back, I should have gone over to him & verbally assaulted him.

**Handicapped parking spaces are for handicap people. What is so difficult to understand about that? There are allot of people to blame (the goons that give the handicap parking permits, the police for allowing it, people, like myself, for not making it known that this pisses us off) for this problem.. Just because you are fat does not mean that you are handicapped. Guess what? You need to park as far from the store as you can. Why? You need to walk!

Weight loss made easy.. Here it is! Burn more calories than you take in. Holy shit. That is it. If you burn 100 calories & take in 50, guess what??? You loose the weight equivalent to 50 calories. Put down the fucking french fries & walk to the store.